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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tilly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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