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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tilly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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