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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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