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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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