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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daisy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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