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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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