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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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