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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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