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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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