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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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