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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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