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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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