Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.