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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Trisha
had their beloved pet
poodle 🐩
Roxy
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a lion 🦁
a wild boar 🐗
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a lynx 😺
a venomous snake 🐍
a rhinoceros 🦏
a velociraptor 🦖
a hippo 🦛
a warthog 🐗
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