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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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