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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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