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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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