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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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