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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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