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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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