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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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