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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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