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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Coco eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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