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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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