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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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