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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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