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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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