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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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