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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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