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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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