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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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