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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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