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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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