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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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