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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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