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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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