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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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