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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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