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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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