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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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