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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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