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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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