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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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