Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.