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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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