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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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