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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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