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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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