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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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