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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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