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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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