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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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