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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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