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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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